Valentine Perfect Man Bite Size Singles 1oz, 12ct Box
Step aside dating apps—this Valentine’s season, the Perfect Man has officially arrived…in chocolate form, which honestly feels like an upgrade. These bite-sized 1oz milk chocolate hunks come rocking tiny heart-print shorts and big “yeah, I lift” energy.
Smooth, sweet, and delicious (words rarely used to describe actual men), each Perfect Man bar is the ideal treat for customers looking to give a gag gift, a flirty snack, or a subtle hint that they’d prefer someone a little more melt-in-your-mouth than emotionally unavailable.
Perfect for that one friend who keeps saying they’re “done with dating” but could definitely use a chocolate rebound. Whether shoppers are buying him as a joke or keeping him for themselves, this tiny edible beefcake is ready to flex his way into their hearts—and maybe their glove compartments.
Stock up and let Cupid take notes. This perfect man doesn’t ghost, doesn’t cancel plans, and tastes way better than heartbreak. 💘
